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Contact Us Our Glorious History Join Us How We Make the Magic Site FAQs Your Heroes The Official Unemployed Professors Blog Can Turnitin Detect Essays Bought Online? When it comes to academic integrity, plagiarism is a no-no. Maybe even the BIGGEST no-no. But can Turnitin really sniff out those sneaky essays you bought online from the digital equivalent of a guy in a dark alley? The short answer is…it’s complicated. What does TurnitIn do? Turnitin, the software used by many universities and… January 20, 2023 Plagiarism Checking: Does it really work? Plagiarism checking has become an unfortunate extra step in the drudgery of the essay writing process. Thanks to the arms race between students and teachers, the general dynamic is that all students are presumed guilty of plagiarism until proven innocent by a for-profit algorithm. 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